R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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