do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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