as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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