Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
