Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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