So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
