I'm eating all of the evidence.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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