glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Randomize
