"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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