You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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