It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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