I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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