you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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