Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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