so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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