Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
then he tried to convert me to islam
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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