okay pat passed out under dana's car
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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