Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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