his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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