If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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