Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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