It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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