I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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