Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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