I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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