He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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