I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
