I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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