There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just found puke in my bra..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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