if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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