She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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