I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
not ubering you a puppy
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