She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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