New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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