does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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