There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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