I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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