And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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