how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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