i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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