so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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