He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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