White coat. Heels.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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