yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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