why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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