There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you would pick up someone in the library
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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