Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
