he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she told me i tasted like america
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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