The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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