I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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